{"product_id":"how-not-to-become-a-little-old-lady","title":"How Not to Become a Little Old Lady","description":"\u003cb\u003eYou can be little. You can be old. You can be a lady. But you don't have to be a little old lady!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWe've all seen her, hunched forward, her hair tucked neatly under a plastic rain bonnet. She's clutching expired coupons, or discussing her latest health problems over lunch. She's a little old lady . . . and she's coming your way at 2 mph. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLittle old ladies have elastic waistbands on all their slacks. They save rubber bands, remember fifteen-cent McDonald's hamburgers, and have never seen a public rest room that was clean enough. \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow Not to Become a Little Old Lady\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e is for any woman who is proud to have escaped little old ladyhood--or those in danger of slipping into it. Lighthearted and affectionately funny, it also includes charming illustrations from Adrienne Hartman.\u003cdiv style=\"display:none\"\u003eISBN-10: 0740722131\u003cbr\u003eISBN-13: 9780740722134\u003cbr\u003eAuthor: McHugh, Mary, Hartman, Adriene, N\/A\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Andrews McMeel Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Paperback (Mar 2002)","offer_id":45657898057925,"sku":"9780740722134","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/6414\/2533\/files\/9780740722134.jpg?v=1768895679","url":"https:\/\/www.inveni.store\/products\/how-not-to-become-a-little-old-lady","provider":"Inveni","version":"1.0","type":"link"}