{"product_id":"not-today-satan","title":"Not Today, Satan","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"This romantic fantasy proves as thrilling as it is delightful.\" --\u003ci\u003eKirkus\u003c\/i\u003e Reviews \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Hilarious, heartwarming, and wildly fun, \u003ci\u003eNot Today, Satan\u003c\/i\u003e is a voicey romp by an author to watch. With equal parts humor, romance, and adventure, this story will have readers laughing, swooning, and rapidly turning pages.\" --L.E. Flynn, \u003ci\u003eUSA Today\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eAll Eyes on Her\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eI'm destined to rule the damned...not fall for one.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eThink your life is hell?\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTry being the Prince of Darkness's only daughter--a seventeen-year-old born and raised in Hell, destined to inherit the throne, and constantly enduring the (literal) eternal moans and screams of souls who had it coming. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe only thing worse than ruling the Underworld is working here. Day after day, it's me, a bunch of demons who are too intimidated by my dad to befriend me, and an endless lineup of sinners. Until Nathan Reynolds shows up, with a smile that could turn brimstone to butterflies, claiming he's innocent. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI don't question the system; it's never wrong. But Nate's pleading eyes have me doubting everything I've ever known. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo, I'm going to do the one thing I'm not supposed to do: I'm going to help him break out. Even if it means showing Nate \u003ci\u003eexactly\u003c\/i\u003e who I am. Metaphorical horns and all. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBecause if we don't make it out of here? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWe're not just damned. We're \u003ci\u003edoomed\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eDon't miss out on the stunning DELUXE LIMITED EDITION while supplies last.\u003c\/b\u003e This breathtaking collectible is only available on a limited first print run in the U.S. and Canada only, a must-have for any book lover.\u003cdiv style=\"display:none\"\u003eISBN-10: 1649378769\u003cbr\u003eISBN-13: 9781649378767\u003cbr\u003eAuthor: Joyce, Samantha\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: Entangled Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Entangled Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Paperback (Nov 2025)","offer_id":46099812450501,"sku":"9781649378767","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/6414\/2533\/files\/9781649378767.jpg?v=1776645538","url":"https:\/\/www.inveni.store\/products\/not-today-satan","provider":"Inveni","version":"1.0","type":"link"}