{"product_id":"seals-are-jerks","title":"Seals Are Jerks!","description":"\u003cb\u003eIn a hilarious story for fans of \u003ci\u003eWe Don't Eat Our Classmates\u003c\/i\u003e, a young girl is determined to find out the truth about her favorite animals -- and find out once and for all, are seals really jerks and do they really eat penguins?!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSeals are Lorelei's favorite animal: they're so cute and cuddly and best buddies with penguins. Well... that's what \u003ci\u003eshe\u003c\/i\u003e thought before learning the ugly truth -- some seals EAT penguins! She doesn't want to believe it at first, but she drags Penguin, the classroom guest, and seal whistleblower, to Antarctica to prove Penguin wrong and confront Seal face-to-face. And Seal finally reveals the truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeloved creator of bestseller \u003ci\u003eVegetables in Underwear\u003c\/i\u003e, Jared Chapman explores the ultimate question: Can seals be Lorelei's favorite animal even if they eat penguins? This laugh-out-loud story, brimming with honesty and charm, is perfect for today's young readers. \u003ci\u003eSeals Are Jerks!\u003c\/i\u003e is the launch of an exciting new series, in the spirit of \u003ci\u003eWe Don't Eat Our Classmates\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eChildren Make Terrible Pets\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eI Want My Hat Back\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"display:none\"\u003eISBN-10: 1338835688\u003cbr\u003eISBN-13: 9781338835687\u003cbr\u003eAuthor: Chapman, Jared, Chapman, Jared\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: Orchard Books\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Orchard Books","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover (Sep 2023)","offer_id":46079938265285,"sku":"9781338835687","price":15.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/6414\/2533\/files\/9781338835687.jpg?v=1776033164","url":"https:\/\/www.inveni.store\/products\/seals-are-jerks","provider":"Inveni","version":"1.0","type":"link"}