{"product_id":"the-anaconda-downstairs","title":"The Anaconda Downstairs","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI can get any woman I want... and I do.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSo why is the one woman who is completely off-limits knocking on my door?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSomeone (my meddling brothers) told her I'm the love guru.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnd she wants lessons in falling in love.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJust not with me.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePenelope is curvy, sassy, and my brother's fiancée's best friend. Totally forbidden fruit. But when she asks for dating lessons, I'm suddenly fumbling like a rookie. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI thought love was supposed to hit like a linebacker-fast and hard. Instead, it's a slow burn that's got me breaking all my own rules. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomehow, I've got to tackle this problem without getting sacked by my overprotective brother. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, and there's an anaconda loose in my house. Because clearly what this situation needs is more complications. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis sports romance features a super-supportive cinnamon roll football player who thought he knew it all when it came to love, a plus-size heroine who will school him while finally learning to love herself, and that Bridgertons-meets-American-Football family that'll have you wishing you were a Kingman... or a Kingman's Queen.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"display:none\"\u003eISBN-10: 1950228576\u003cbr\u003eISBN-13: 9781950228577\u003cbr\u003eAuthor: Award, Amy\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: Coffee Break Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Coffee Break Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Paperback (Oct 2024)","offer_id":46080352452805,"sku":"9781950228577","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/6414\/2533\/files\/9781950228577.jpg?v=1776036578","url":"https:\/\/www.inveni.store\/products\/the-anaconda-downstairs","provider":"Inveni","version":"1.0","type":"link"}