{"product_id":"the-goat-in-the-bedroom","title":"The Goat in the Bedroom","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen your love life stinks and you're clearly the worst at choosing someone who won't break your heart, why not ask your best friend to find you a date?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnless of course...you're in love with her.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've been friends with Artemis since high school, when we bonded over crushing on the same guy. Six years later, we're roommates in our shiny new post college lives-she's training for the Olympics while I start my pro football career. We've both recently had bad break-ups and she says if she's going to get back out there, she needs dating lessons. Naturally, she asks me-her completely platonic roommate-to teach her.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe practice eye contact. Hand holding. Cuddling during movies. Because that's what best friends do, right? Practice intimacy? For science?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe thinks I'm being helpful. I think I'm losing my mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeanwhile, I'm out here sabotaging her dates, getting jealous of my own teammates, and having heart-to-hearts with our pet goats about my feelings while she's literally in the next room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut we're definitely just friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe evidence we might be idiots: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-The documentary crew filming my rookie season knows.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Our pet goats know.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Everyone knows. EVERYONE.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-The only people who don't know? Us.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis sports romance features two bisexual dating disasters who are Olympic-level idiots for each other - a football player who falls first and pines HARD, and a curvy rugby goddess who's oblivious because she's convinced she's \"too much,\" - matchmaking goats with excellent taste in humans, that Bridgertons-meets-American-Football family that's about to stage an intervention unless someone snaps and locks them in a closet together first, a documentary crew catching every slip and you've got a love story everyone can see coming ... except them.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"display:none\"\u003eISBN-10: 195022869X\u003cbr\u003eISBN-13: 9781950228690\u003cbr\u003eAuthor: Award, Amy, N\/A, N\/A\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: Coffee Break Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Coffee Break Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Paperback (Oct 2025)","offer_id":45658009010373,"sku":"9781950228690","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/6414\/2533\/files\/9781950228690.jpg?v=1768897140","url":"https:\/\/www.inveni.store\/products\/the-goat-in-the-bedroom","provider":"Inveni","version":"1.0","type":"link"}