{"product_id":"the-great-crack-attack","title":"The Great Crack Attack","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn Stickland, something very strange once happened... Butts fell from the sky. Everyone got one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEveryone, that is, except one lonely kid.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen that kid finally finds a butt of his own, it feels like everything he ever wanted. He can finally sit, play, and join in with his friends. But there's just one tiny problem...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe butt won't stop tooting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom surprise \u003cem\u003ePOOFs\u003c\/em\u003e to a full-blown \u003cem\u003eCrack Attack\u003c\/em\u003e, the toots cause chaos, embarrassment, and hurt feelings. Soon the kid wonders if having a butt was worth it at all. With help from some wise elders and a big lesson about patience, kindness, and friendship, he learns something important.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEveryone makes mistakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEveryone has awkward moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd everyone toots.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Great Crack Attack\u003c\/em\u003e is a silly, heart-filled picture book sequel to The Day Butts Fell from the Sky, about fitting in, handling embarrassment, and learning that real friends don't disappear just because things get a little messy. Told in rhythmic rhyme with expressive stick-figure illustrations, it's perfect for kids ages 4-8 and parents who enjoy laughing along.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause butts are nice for sitting... but nothing beats having friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"display:none\"\u003eISBN-13: 9798990627468\u003cbr\u003eAuthor: Svoboda, Bill\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: Svoboda Media\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Svoboda Media","offers":[{"title":"Paperback (Aug 2025)","offer_id":46291905577157,"sku":"9798990627468","price":14.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/6414\/2533\/files\/9798990627468.jpg?v=1780113682","url":"https:\/\/www.inveni.store\/products\/the-great-crack-attack","provider":"Inveni","version":"1.0","type":"link"}